I can take no credit what-so-ever for the following list. I recieved it as an e-mail forward, thought it was pretty funny, so I had to put it our on my web page. :-)

• She keeps saying, "Let's put the T&A back in TA!!"
• When you go to his office hours he insists on taking your temperature.
• He makes the whole class call him "Mommy."
• Three words: pantsless planetarium shows.
• Always bragging about the size of his stipend.
• For some reason, every lab is about Jan Oort.
• Instead of lecturing, he just plays air guitar and mumbles the words to "Cat Scratch Fever".
• Giggles uncontrollably whenever he says "sextant".
• He's speakin' some kind of moon-man language.
• Instead of grading your labs, he just writes "Bite Me" on them.
• His so called "telescopes" are really just paper towel rolls covered in aluminum foil.
• Pop quizzes are one thing, but is this "turn your head and cough" exam really necessary?
• Instead of teaching the lab, just gives two-hour tirade about how the new Charmin is not as "squeezable".
• Keeps muttering about "getting those bastards at NASA".
• For some reason, every lab involves him measuring your in-seam.
• To illustrate the vastness of the universe, he makes everybody walk to Altoona.
• Thinks he's married to the overhead projector.
• If someone answers a question correctly, he leans over and gives the student a gentle kiss on the forehead.
• Your grade is based entirely on how many ping-pong balls you can fit in your mouth.
• Claims that his pants are filled with "space squirrels".
• His so called Drake Equation video is really just an old episode of Alf.
• She leads each class off with the same rambling story about the time she almost nailed Carl Sagan.
• He shows up for class wearing only a strategically placed copy of "Protostars and Planets".
• About 30 minutes into every class he jumps up and yells, "It's Macarena time!!"
• When giving planetarium shows, instead of the theme to "2001", he plays the theme to "Green Acres".
• Whenever you ask him any kind of question he always replies, "What do I look like? Einstein?"
• At the first class he announces that the grader for the course will be his inflatable rubber woman.
• He makes everyone wear a soup pot on their head to protect the class from "Klingon mind control lasers".
• He insists that chasing monkeys around with a broom is a valid scientific experiment.
• About 90% of all classes involve the game "Twister" in some way.
• The only observing advice he ever gives is, "Keep an eye out for the mothership."
• Late policy? Hand in a lab late, spend a night locked in a dome.
• Instead of teaching the class about the moon, just moons the class.